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Yearly Archives: 2020
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President Trump Worried Extended Coronavirus Lockdowns Might Cause Burrito Covering Shortages
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To Tell Everyone I Lied?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at the...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On his radio show this morning,...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- A visibly annoyed Jesus Hubert Christ,...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- "Wait. Son of a bitch! I've gone...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic
LOS PARADOXICALES, CALIFORNIA -- On one of her recent lunch breaks...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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