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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice...
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UPDATE: No YOU’RE Drinking Too Much During the Coronavirus Quarantine, Asshole!

Oh, oh, you think I've had too much to drink, do...
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Dipshits Flock to Beaches to Help Stop Stopping Spread of Coronavirus

Researchers at the Centers For Uncontrolled Diseases excitedly announced today that,...
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55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump

As of the time of publication, the United States of America...
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Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held...
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Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
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Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies

LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS -- Doctors attending to his final moments say...
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NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time

This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put...
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Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation...
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Local Stripper Practicing Giving Lap Dances from Six Feet Away

VALLE DE LAS CHICHIS, CALIFORNIA -- Candy Sparkles is not her...
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