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Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization

While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa -- a...
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Trump: “This Book Has Absolutely No Pictures of Titties In It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump cited the Insurrection Act...
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Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public

ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TOWN, TEXAS -- Scott Scooterson is a self-described "selfish...
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White House Had GrubHub Deliver $42,000 in McDonald’s to Trump’s Bunker

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump was taken into an...
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Trump Thought Secret Service Would Take Him Golfing When He Begged to Be Put in Bunker

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests against police brutality have erupted all over...
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Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’

HELL, HELL -- Former German President, and, still pretty much the...
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Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning...
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Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of...
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Tomi Lahren to Release List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the...
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Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't have to tweet. There is no...
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