Yearly Archives: 2020

2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year...

Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the...

Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President...

4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree...

Trump Condemns Antifa Propaganda Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Indiana Jones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his administration's all-out blitz...

Alphabet Announces New Porn-Only Web Browser Called “Google Cream”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- For years now, millions of users...