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Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is only one, single member of the...
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Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment

Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter...
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George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four Cops Hadn’t Murdered Him

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- While his country is still reeling...
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2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year...
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Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the...
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Nation’s Guns Afraid They’re Getting a Bad Reputation from Trigger-Happy Cops

A recent poll has shown that 87% of the guns surveyed...
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Scientists Confirm Responding to Extrajudicial Homicide With ‘All Lives Matter’ Makes You a Total Cunt

It could be one of the most important scientific studies since...
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Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President...
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Local Cop Will Stop Beating the Fuck Out of You As Soon as You Stop Resisting the Beating

St. EMMETTILL, ILLINOIS -- This hero with a badge will stop...
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4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree...
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