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Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an...
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Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives from the two largest social...
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Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If there is one thing that...
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Basic White Woman Who’s Never Interacted With Cops Against Defunding Them

LAS ESTUPIDAS BLANCAS, CALIFORNIA -- 38 year old cosmetics consultant Christiana...
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall

DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from...
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CEO of Antifa, Inc. Admits Buffalo Franchise Has Been Recruiting From Nursing Homes

SOROS HQ, LITERAL AND ACTUAL HELL -- In a stunning and...
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Cop Would Rather Resign and Only Beat His Wife If He Can’t Have a Tank and Machine Gun At Work

KEITEL, MINNESOTA -- Lt. Chad Jughedd is "about as pissed off"...
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Racist Cops All of Sudden No Longer Racist

"Oh shit! Holy fuck! I can't believe it's happening, but it's...
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Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one...
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Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump directed the federal government today...
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