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Yearly Archives: 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just...
James Schlarmann
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July 16, 2020
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DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum
New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
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Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter
President Trump still definitely loves Russian prostitute urine and totally wants to bang his daughter, according to sources close to him.
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse Sue Disney After Being Hospitalized With COVID-19 Symptoms
WHORELANDO, FLORIDA -- In what can surely be described as a...
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
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Devos Identifying a Few Thousand Students America Can Afford To Die From Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told the media today...
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
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Incoherent Idiot Wastes Hour of Everyone’s Life Reminding Them Why They Should Vote for Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a nearly hour-long, oftentimes rambling, mostly incoherent...
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
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CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued an...
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2020
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Tucker Carlson Hires David Duke as New Head Writer
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Tucker Carlson was in need of...
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2020
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Mary Trump’s Book Claims Her Uncle Paid Someone Else to Take STD Tests for Him
Yesterday, a judge cleared the way for Mary Trump -- niece...
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2020
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Stephen Miller Really Wants You To Put The Goddamned Lotion In The Fucking Basket
Forget Muslim bans, Stephen Miller, Trump's senior policy guy, wants everyone to put the lotion in the basket, or on their skin.
James Schlarmann
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July 14, 2020
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