Yearly Archives: 2020

Trump Gives Nunes Glowing Recommendation for New Job in the Porn Industry

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is quite a lot of work to...

Trump Pardons Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, and Himself

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing, one-term, lame duck, permanently impeached President...

Report: The Secret Service Will Lead Trump Out of White House Using French Fry Trail

Getting President Donald Trump to accept that he lost last month's...

On January 20th, 2021 Trump Will Become The 45th Most Intelligent Former President in History

To say that President Donald Trump undertook a historic presidential term...

Hannity Says Trump Is ‘Still the Manliest Sore Loser Cry Baby Bitch’ He’s Ever Known

With each passing day, President Donald Trump's time in office grows...

Gaetz and Jordan Insist Trump Must Have Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For more than a month now, elected Republican...

Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry...

Secret Service Will Create a Trail of French Fries Leading Trump Out of White House on January 20th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's becoming increasingly apparent that it may become...

MyPillow Guy Lovingly Fucks Every MyPillow Before It Becomes Your MyPillow

There are very few people in Corporate America who love outgoing,...