Yearly Archives: 2020

President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks

Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump...

Local Karen Reports 18 Suspicious Antifas Armed With Clubs Up to Gang Activity in Local Park

VIEJA BLANCA, CALIFORNIA -- 59 year old Karen Boomerton was so...

Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that...

Trump Orders George Soros to Defund Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an executive order he's calling "bigly urgent...

Biden Pledges to Name Military Base Latrines After Trump Loyalists

Former Vice-President Joe Biden has announced that should he win the...

COVID-19 Forces Jesus to Delay Second Coming

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Concerns about the ongoing COVID-19 outbreak,...

Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he cannot legally, and he promises he...

He Thinks Face Masks Are Tyranny. He Also Loves Trump’s Goon Squad. Doctors Don’t Know How He Lives Without a Brain.

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...