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Can You Spot All The Similarities These Two Share That Make Trump Question Their Eligibility?

This man's name is Barack Hussein Obama. You might remember him...
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Cowboys Change Cheerleader Squad Name to “Super Spreaders”

DALLASS, TEXASS -- This week, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones --...
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Trump: “Harris and Biden Are Dangerous Marxist Commies in Wall Street’s Back Pocket!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Lashing out at the Democratic Party's presidential ticket...
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Super-Liberal Can’t Support First Multiracial Female VP Candidate With Identical Voting Record as Bernie Sanders

LOS IDEALOGAS PURISTAS, CALIFORNIA -- 42 year old Shaun Martino considers...
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Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He's calling it another one of his "perfect...
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Back Off Ben Shapiro. I Know For a Fact His Wife’s Pussy Gets Wet.

The following was opinion essay was written in sum and in...
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Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage With a Woman Who Isn’t His Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that...
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CDC Releases New Urgent Guidelines for “Safe and Healthy” Circle Jerking

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued brand...
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Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that...
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Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks

Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged...
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