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MAGA News

Fertilizer Company Hires McEnany

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When she leaves her post as White House...
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U.S. Politics

Experts Have a Chilling Warning: The Next Republican Coup Could Be Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one...
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U.S. Politics

After Biden is Sworn In, Trump Will Be The 45th Most Intelligent Former President Ever

A version of this story also appeared on NotReally.news. To say that...
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MAGA News

Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really...
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U.S. Politics

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts...
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U.S. Politics

Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one...
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Lifestyle

6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole

Are you in a cult? Exit polling seems to show that...
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U.S. Politics

Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”

LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal...
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History

Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least...
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MAGA News

Trump Looking Forward to Spending Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump has given...
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