Yearly Archives: 2020

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and...

Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia...

Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is illegal for anyone to attempt to...

Trans Woman Unsure If JK Rowling Wants Her to Identify With Voldemort or Harry Now

CHERRY FALLS, RHODE ISLAND -- Sheila Williams loves Harry Potter, and...

New Report: President’s Doctors Rushed Him to Walter Reed After Detecting Normal Human Brain Activity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has adamantly and forcefully denied...

FEC Warns Americans to Look Out For Deepfakes That Make Trump Look Competent or Intelligent

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Federal Elections Commission is imploring all American...

Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before...

Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY -- Campbell's Soup announced today that a brand...

Trump Warns That If Bidens Wins, America Will Look An Awful Lot Like America Looks Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Joe Biden defeats Donald Trump in the...