Yearly Archives: 2020

Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike...

World’s Toughest, Strongest Alpha Male Chickens Out of Second Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the presidential debate commission announced that...

Senate Republicans Fear Dems Will Smear Amy Coney Barrett With Her Own Actions, Words, and Religious Beliefs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Next week, the Senate Judiciary Committee, under chairmanship...

Op-Ed: We Need a Cure. Not Even the Coronavirus Deserves to Be Subjected to Stephen Miller.

The following editorial absolutely reflects the views and opinions of this...

Trump: “205,000 Americans Were Pussies Who Let COVID Dominate Them!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Generalisimo Donald Trump made his triumphant, glorious return...

President…Donald…Trump…Has Totally…and Completely…Beaten…the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is...very...clear...President Donald...Trump...has completely...and utterly...destroyed...the coronavirus. ALSO: American...

American Dental Association Says Lying Through Your Teeth Greatly Increases Risk of Covid-19 Infection

The American Dental Association has issued a statement advising that there...

Did an Antifa Agent Cough on Trump’s Debate Microphone?

How did President Donald Trump contract COVID-19? Will the world ever...

Report: Coronavirus Devastated, Despondent, and Suicidal

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has promised the American people several...

Trump Demands to Know Which Asshole Botched Covid So Bad He Got It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States and his...