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Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

The following story was originally filed by Alternative Facts. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO...
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U.S. Politics

Jordan: Winning Back House and Impeaching Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are GOP’s Top Priorities

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Exactly when, or if, most congressional Republicans will...
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Science & Medicine

Biden Suggests Injecting Bleach Into Mop Buckets

DELAWARE -- When he said it, the entire room took notice. "Call...
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MAGA News

Trump Asks Treasury to Print a Few Million Bucks He Can Take Home After Leaving Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not he states it publicly, it...
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MAGA News

Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter...
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Science & Medicine

Trump Disappointed to Leave Office Without Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For a one-term president, regrets about unfinished work...
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MAGA News

Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of...
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U.S. Politics

Biden Hires New Moving Company to Assist Trump’s Exit from White House

The Biden transition team has hired "Yes We Can Move You!,"...
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U.S. Politics

Can You Guess How Many Terms Donald Trump Will Serve as President Based on These Four Clues?

How many terms will Donald Trump serve as president? Depending on...
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U.S. Politics

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Still a Villainous Cartoon Character Piece of Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two-thirds of the House of Representatives, the President...
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