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OP-ED: What Do You Mean There Are Consequences for Supporting Corrupt, Incompetent Asshole Bullies?

The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader...
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Trump Supporter Prepared to Worry About Deficit, Debts, Corrupt Presidents Again

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If Donald Trump loses his reelection...
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75 Million Americans Wipe and Flush

It took a few days. It took counting millions of mail-in...
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Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- People in her orbit are telling media sources...
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Trump Diagnosed With Second Form of ED

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the votes cast in this year's presidential...
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Fox News Promises Trump They’ll Call Him “President” Even After Biden’s Sworn In and Dismantles His Legacy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Even after the network officially declares...
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74 Year Old Toddler Claims Victory Without Actually Winning

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, before the entire nation, a 74...
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Trump Campaign Sues America

"That's it! THAT IS IT! THAT IS EEEE-NOUGH!" The shouts were heard...
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State Law Requires Every Nevada Resident to Inspect and Approve Each Counted Ballot

NEVADA -- Why in the world is it taking it so...
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A Handy Guide for Determining How Many of the Votes to Count in a Close Election

Democracy, so confusing, am I right? There are so many intricate...
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