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Criminal Justice

Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sidney Powell, the rat-faced scarecrow trying to steal...
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MAGA News

Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by...
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Totally Bulls*it News

Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans

RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) warned...
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MAGA News

Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
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MAGA News

Trump Administration Will Start Giving Biden Transition Team Covfefe Briefings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he seems intent on never technically conceding...
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MAGA News

Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only...
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MAGA News

Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The outgoing president's sons have sent...
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MAGA News

Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to...
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Totally Bulls*it News

Trump Grants Permission to John Barron to Concede to Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, almost three full weeks after losing his...
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Conservative Media

Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- There are millions of Trump supporters...
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