Yearly Archives: 2019

Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Shire Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes...

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador announced today...

Prime-Time Trump Border Address Will Be Broadcast In English, Spanish, and Moron

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump delivers his prime time Oval...

Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in...

Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr....

Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown

Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian...

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is...