Yearly Archives: 2019

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Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck

ANABOLIC VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In 2014, former reality-TV host and alleged...
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Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters from the lawn of the...
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David Koch’s Estate Sale to Include Several Republican Politicians

GALT, KANSAS -- Billionaire industrialist and Republican mega-donor David Koch passed...
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For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to...
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Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, during an impromptu press conference and...
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God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre...
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Denmark Says Greenland Will Be For Sale When Donald Trump Jr. Can Spell It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that it was a day...
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Propaganda Secretary Sarah...
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Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN -- The publishing company that owns The Babylon Bee has...
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News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice-President Mike Pence and failed presidential candidate, former...
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