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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge Brett Kavanaugh as...
MAGA News

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has...
MAGA News

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to react to the...
Religion

14 Year Old Girl Assures Trump and Pence She Wasn’t Really Using Her Reproductive Rights Yet, Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A 14 year old girl visiting the president and vice president...
U.S. Politics

Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia

Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.
Lifestyle

Chief Justice John Roberts Wonders When He Can Stop Pretending to Care About Black People

Chief Justice John Roberts while eating at Denny's clarifies comments he made in a hearing on Affirmative Action.
LGTBQ+

Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People

Can Justice Scalia focus well enough to write scorching refutations of modernity on TWO separate subjects?
LGTBQ+

Mississippi Pastor: ‘We’re Bracing for the Nightmare of Adults Loving Other Adults!’

Gay marriage will bring about terrible things like love and compassion, according to one Mississippi man of the cloth.
Criminal Justice

Ruth Bader Ginsburg: ‘You’d Have to be On Something to Spend 8 Hours a Day With Those Assholes Too’

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently admitted to being not fully sober at the 2015 State of the Union, but is that the only time the venerable justice has hit the sauce on the job?
LGTBQ+

Hitler, Satan Split on Support For Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice

The Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court really is in a lather over gay marriage. A hot, steamy, foamy, lather.
LGTBQ+

Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary

Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a documentary that claims LGBT equality is an attack on Christianity.

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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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