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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life

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Will Republican Interns Still Be Able to Get Abortions After the Supreme Court Overturns Roe?

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Sexual Predator Poised to Give Rapists More Parental Rights

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TX Man Unsure Whether to Let Cousin Die From Complications or Sue Her For Getting Abortion

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Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

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Supreme Court Agrees to Decide if Precum Has Same Rights as Women

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Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

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Texas Democrat Authors Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

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Texas Democrat Pushes Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get...

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new...

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