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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...
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You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.

Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

New polling shows relief among women and minorities at not being considered for Trump's VP.

Man Voting for Trump to ‘Piss Off Libtards’ to Give Himself AIDS

A tale of a man who is voting for Trump and giving himself AIDS.

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Voting for Donald Trump

One woman explains her support for Donald Trump.

Trump to Travel to Hiroshima With Gifts of Egg Rolls and Fortune Cookies

Donald Trump wants to go to Hiroshima too.

Carly Fiorina Hastily Canceling ‘World’s Worst Veep’ Coffee Mug Purchase

Carly Fiorina puts her VP dreams back in the box where they belong.

God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke

Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.

Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’

A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.

Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself

The Zodiac Killer is tired of being compared to Ted Cruz.

Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump

Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name is Donald Trump.

Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him

Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.

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