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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’

A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.

Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump

Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name is Donald Trump.

Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump

Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.

President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle

Trump has real issues manipulating objects.

Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.

‘A Kindler, Gentler Sharia’: John Kasich Explains His Proposed Department of Christianity

John Kasich explains why his idea of creating a Department of Jesus isn't a violation of the first principle of the Bill of Rights.

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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

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