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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump stepped up his attacks on social...

EDITORIAL: Should I Be Madder At My Mom Or The Facebook Algorithm For Taking Three Weeks To Tell Me My Sister Died?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following editorial written by Not Really.News' public commentator, Dustin Pewpson, contains...

Woman Spends Sixteen Hours A Day Switching Her Facebook Feed From “Top Stories” To “Most Recent”

CLEMMONS PASS, MISSOURI -- Though she doesn't consider herself someone who has to spend...

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...