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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying Sack of Shit was, to put it mildly, a long...
Law Offices of Hannity, Limbaugh, & Bongino, LLP Offers Its Services to White House...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump have been, at long last, delivered to the Senate. There, the trial...
Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at Congressional Democrats, farting wildly and loudly as he did so, and he had harsh...
Bill Barr Pretty Sure Trump Can Order Anyone Killed Any Time, In Any Place,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Attorney General of the United States of America told reporters today that he's "pretty sure" President Donald Trump can order...
This 77 Year Old Tortoise Has F_ _ked the Working Class So Much It’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Down in Ecuador, a centenarian Galapagos tortoise named "Diego" is being hailed for saving just about single-handedly saving his species. Diego...
Dems May Ask SCOTUS to Weigh-In On Impeached Presidents Starting World Wars During Election...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A growing number of Congressional Democrats are reportedly bandying about an idea to ask the Supreme Court of the United States...
Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible”
It's no big secret that one key to the political success of Donald Trump has been his ability to count on the support of...
Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was absolutely brutalized by then-candidate Donald Trump during the 2016 Republican primary. Trump accused Cruz's father of...
Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of Australia an offer that sources say he's quite sure they won't be able...
Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
