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Trump Hires Goon to Steal Greenland From Denmark and Hide It In the Alamo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having been rebuffed on multiple occasions by Denmark in his efforts to purchase Greenland, reportedly hired a goon...
Senator Lindsey Graham Demonstrates How Much He’s Willing to Suck Up to Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whatever happened between the 2016 presidential primary season and today, the end result is that Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has become...
Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The list of people, businesses, and government officials who President Donald Trump has referred to as an "enemy of the people"...
Trump Hereby Orders Burger King to Always Give Him Extra Ketchup Packets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump broke yet new rhetorical ground in his presidency. In what many described as a fit of rage, the...
Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters from the lawn of the White House, Marine One's propeller blades spinning loudly in the background, President Donald...
Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, during an impromptu press conference and rant session, President Donald Trump referred to himself as "the Chosen One." Trump...
God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat,...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre moment in literally any other period in American history, a sitting president called...
Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers
After years of speculation and wonder, scientists at a leading research lab have published a study that they say supports a formula the team...
New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell a growing controversy and make amends with the most powerful small handed man...
Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The issue of whether or not President Donald J. Trump is a racist man has clearly started to get under his...
