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Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump announced today that he was going to "bigly reward" his most loyal supporters...
Citing Trump’s Impeachment, Son of Sam Requests Retrial With No Witnesses or Documents
NEW YORK -- Attorneys for the convicted serial killer known as "Son of Sam" have requested that he be given a new trial, more...
Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House when he announced that he would vote to convict President...
Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism
WASHINGTON., D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump delivered his third, and potentially final State of the Union address on the very same...
Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech
All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap pulling, rugged individualist, conservative Pro-Trump pundits and voters are screeching and writhing, seething...
Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the...
President Donald Trump will deliver what could be his final State of the Union address tonight. On the eve of what will be his...
Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An errant presidential tweet may lead to the first corporate merger of two states in the country's history.
"Look, look, the fact...
Obama Endorses Trump’s Re-Election
SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 -- In a truly unforeseen turn of events, former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) shocked the press, his...
Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted to officially lower the law of America so that it...
Trump Being Fitted for New Crown After Senate Votes Against Impeachment Witnesses
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A D.C. area Burger King has been put on "high alert" to expect a very special guest for either lunch or...
