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NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox idea floated by President Donald J. Trump's. Reportedly, last night,...
Trump Awards Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Adultery
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, President Donald Trump gave golf champion Tiger Woods a medal that he said is "near and dear" to him,...
Disappointed Eric Trump Didn’t Spot Batman or Spider-Man on Super Tuesday
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump, told friends and family this morning that he was "bigly sad and...
GOP Strategist Backed Sarah Palin and Knows Exactly Who Democrats Should Nominate Against Trump
LAKE HARTSMELLIN, FLORIDA -- In his sleepy Florida hometown, Republican Strategist Mick Axton fires off dozens of tweets a day, all attacking the current...
Trump Demands Toyota Immediately Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to the executive board and shareholders of Japanese automotive company Toyota,...
The Donald’s Campaign Unveils New MAGA Hoods
Have you seen the newest Trump hat?
Trump: Coronavirus Part of Deep State Plot to Tank the Stock Market and Hurt...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. stock market is having its worst week since the start of the Great Recession. Many investors have been spooked...
Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened with another plummet of over 1,000 points. This has seen...
President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few dozen highly-connected, wealthy parents essentially bribing college officials into admitting...
Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that "one bigly reason" he supports the push for the return to coal as opposed...
