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Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has vowed on multiple occasions to lead the United States in its effort to defeat COVID-19, or...
Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C -- Last month, Federal District Judge Amy Berman Jackson sentenced Roger Stone, a longtime political associate of President Donald Trump, to just...
New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist
The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to indicate that nearly eight out of every ten Americans are hoping that North...
55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To...
As of the time of publication, the United States of America has officially reported 55,564 deaths from the pandemic outbreak of COVID-19, or the...
Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...
Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins makes no qualms about being a devout and proud supporter of President Donald...
Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies
LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS -- Doctors attending to his final moments say that Hoss Huckleberry, a local man and avid, die hard Trump supporter, passed...
Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation at least, recorded no fewer than 36 hours of material on former NFL...
Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For several days, and even a few weeks, President Donald Trump urged Americans and medical professionals to consider using the drug hydroxychloroquine...
DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee announced today that it has formulated a new electoral strategy they hope will not only further expand...
