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Trump Asks Ben Carson to Set Up Meeting With Aunt Jemima
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before "anyone makes any permanent decisions" on the issue, President Donald J. Trump wants to meet with Aunt Jemima to discuss...
Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world is still celebrating his announcement of an AIDS vaccine earlier today at an executive order signing ceremony, President...
Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power
President-Elect Trump's plan to tackle climate change includes a return to using renewable white power in the nation's capital.
Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes
President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no longer have any purple mountains majesty or even greenish little hills."
Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed Attorney General William Barr to file criminal charges against comedy...
Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump hasn't been talking much about the death toll from America's...
Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect who died while a Minneapolis police officer knelt on his...
Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives from the two largest social media platforms in the world have issued separate statements of apology to the...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government of Mexico today, offering to assist covering any costs incurred...
Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another organization as a terror group. Last week, the president made...
