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Trump Suggests Adult Film Industry Rename ATMs to “Doing a McEnany”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, it's still not quite clear how or why the subject came to the attention of the...
White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals in the United States have been ordered to send their...
Mary Trump’s Book Claims Her Uncle Paid Someone Else to Take STD Tests for...
Yesterday, a judge cleared the way for Mary Trump -- niece of President Donald J. Trump -- to promote her new tell-all book about...
Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the President of the United States of America "dead from the...
Trump Signs Executive Order Making All His Future Bowling Scores 300s
In his latest executive order, President Trump wants to ensure his legacy as a premier bowler remains intact after he's left office.
Roger Stone Shows Off New Trump Tramp Stamp Prison Tattoo
MILHOUSE, FLORIDA -- Just outside a diner about fifteen minutes from his home, Roger Stone was stopped and asked by reporters this morning how...
President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order
You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.
Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”
Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The City of New York has extended an offer to one of its most famous former residents, hoping to...
Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is "over" the COVID-19 pandemic. Long gone are the times of...
