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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for a change. The COVID-19 pandemic is still raging throughout the...
Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord of Socialism Barack Hussein Obama has reportedly been caught in...
Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia -- the Republican media figures who defend the president non-stop -- on high-alert....
Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is illegal for anyone to attempt to cast more than one ballot in a federal election, but that hasn't stopped...
FEC Warns Americans to Look Out For Deepfakes That Make Trump Look Competent or...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Federal Elections Commission is imploring all American voters to "keep a sharp eye out" for deepfake videos that attempt to...
Trump Warns That If Bidens Wins, America Will Look An Awful Lot Like America...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Joe Biden defeats Donald Trump in the general election this fall, it would mean the country will descend into the...
Trump Jr Wonders If Biden Can Snort a 3AM Adderall Bump in an Emergency
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In American politics, a question gets asked about the fitness of just about any presidential candidate. Can they answer...
Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of the Navy to immediately begin planning an operation to send an elite S.E.A.L....
In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term
Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of this article implies. In fact, he gave a rambling, incoherent tirade that touched...
Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump's base is made up of people who also happen to...
