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Trump Tweets ‘Hilarious’ Babylon Bee Article That Uses The N-Word 735 Times “Satirically”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, the White House has indicated President Donald Trump now understands that the Christotaliban publication The Babylon...
Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so upset by what he just figured out that he cried...
Trump: “205,000 Americans Were Pussies Who Let COVID Dominate Them!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Generalisimo Donald Trump made his triumphant, glorious return to his White House last night, after spending a few short days at...
Did an Antifa Agent Cough on Trump’s Debate Microphone?
How did President Donald Trump contract COVID-19? Will the world ever know? Clearly, the president is the victim of some kind of nefarious plot,...
Trump Demands to Know Which Asshole Botched Covid So Bad He Got It
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States and his wife Melania have tested positive for COVID-19.
RELATED: President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of...
Biden Will Ask Trump to Be Fitted With Sweat-Activated Muzzle Prior to Next Debate
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Last night's presidential debate between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump was short on substantive discussions of the...
Biden Thanks Orange Garbage Bag Full of Molten, Diarrhea for Preparing Him to Debate...
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Tonight, after months of anticipation, the first presidential debate of the 2020 election season between former Vice President Joe Biden and...
Trump Thought IRS Stood For “I Repulsed Stormy”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to an explosive new report in The New York Times, President Donald Trump paid only $750 in taxes in the years 2017...
Biden: “I Know Watching People Piss Might Be His Thing, But I Won’t Be...
DELAWARE -- President Donald Trump really, really, really wants former Vice President Joe Biden to take a drug test prior to tomorrow night's presidential debate. Trump...
In 2017, Trump Spent $750 in Taxes, and $750,000 in Big Macs
This weekend, The Failing Any Minute Now, We Promise, They Really ARE Failing New York Times published what in many circles is being called a "bombshell"...
