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Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

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This story is reprinted with permission from The Pastiche Post. NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about last November's election being "stolen"...

Instead of a Library, Trump Wants to Open a Presidential Hooters Franchise

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most of the modern presidents have, upon leaving office, opened a presidential library where they house artifacts and important documents from...

Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers who is quite used to a change in...

Trump Jr. to Hannity: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of...

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about last November's election being "stolen" from his father, but Donald Trump Jr is...

Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!

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The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is the social media manager for The Washington Cornholer, a right-leaning newspaper. He is...

QAnon Shaman Won’t Eat Unless Its Organic or Trump’s Ass

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While in federal custody, Jacob Chansley -- known worldwide now as "The QAnon Shaman" -- will only eat either organic food, or barring that, Trump's...

Ivanka Doesn’t Think She Should Have to Sleep Her Way to the Top of...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- People in her orbit are telling media sources that First Lady Ivanka Trump is panicked and quite unhappy about the fact...

Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border

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America's most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That's because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald Trump and his Vice President...

Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all the major social media platforms last week, and according to...

Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came from the Oval Office at just after sunrise this morning. When Twitter decided...