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McEnany Blames Murder Rate Spike in 2020 on ‘Anti-Trumper Criminals’ Helping Biden’s Campaign
This morning, former White House Chief Bullshit Artist Kayleigh McEnany tweeted and quickly deleted an attack on President Joe Biden over recent reports of...
Trump Warns Boebert He’ll Never Be President Again if Potential Rape Victims Are Armed
FARTS-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Former one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump issued a direct statement to one of his most loyal and...
Cruz: “As Soon as Trump Gives Them Back, I’ll Know If Getting Vaccinated Changed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, noted virologist and "Wet Ass Pussy" composer Nicki Minaj caused quite a commotion when she divulged that a friend...
Trump Jr. Mocks Biden for Not Having a Windmill Cancer Vaccine Approved Yet
A smug Donald Trump, Jr. appeared on OAN this morning with anchor Jack "Rape Melania" Posobiec and mocked President Joe Biden's administration for not...
Paul Ryan Researched How to Sneak Ambien Into Big Macs After Trump’s 2016 Victory
According to newly published reports, Donald Trump's election in 2016 blindsided former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) so much that he researched...
Trump Demands the Electoral College Declare Larry Elder Governor of California
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Over the course of four years, Donald Trump got quite used to issuing orders and having them carried out at...
Trump Blames Taliban Retaking Afghanistan on Biden Not Sucking Up to Them
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the...
Shockingly, Former Crack Head Might Not Have Been Right About Trump’s Reinstatement
The big day came. The big day went. Despite months of promises and assurances to the contrary, however, when the sun set on August...
Lindell: Trump Will Give Reinstatement Speech Written by a Team of Minotaurs
Tomorrow is it. The Big Day. An historic and truly unprecedented moment in history. A defeated U.S. President will be restored to his golden...
Sean Spicer Predicts Trump Will Have the Biggest Reinstatement Crowd Ever. Period.
GOEBBELS, FLORIDA -- Former White House Press Sniveling Toady Sean Spicer said on his NewsmaxTV show this morning that not only does he believe...
