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Biden Tells Space Force to Stop Pointing Telescope at Ivanka’s Bedroom
President Joe Biden ordered Space Force to "immediately reposition" a massive telescope miles away from the Earth's orbit and point it away from the...
Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous...
LAGO MIERDO, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr told OAN in an interview this week that he's fielding just as many calls from the current...
McEnany: “Donald Trump Has More Than Enough Stamina to Lose the Popular Vote a...
It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped...
Poll: 53% of Republicans Believe Ivanka Trump Is Actual First Lady
The results of a recently published Reuters/Ipsos poll could possibly provide insight as to how far politicians seeking to mint themselves as "bipartisan" would...
Report: Biden Open to Adding Four Supreme Court Seats to Bench
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he publicly continues to dodge the question and play coy, sources within the White House are telling media outlets that...
Rand Paul Claims His ‘Turd Immunity’ Means He Doesn’t Need a COVID-19 Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) appeared on Fox News this morning and claimed he does not need a COVID-19 vaccine, and will...
Trump Jr. Informs NY Attorney General He Intends to Plead ‘Stupidity’
LAGO DE IDIOTA, FLORIDA -- Historians may debate which president was the most impactful, which president had the most challenges, and which president was...
Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors
Giving an interview on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested that even though the CDC has just issued new guidelines for vaccinated people regarding indoor...
Jesus Gives Permission to MAGA to Worship Trump Instead
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity, Inc., told reporters today that he and his father have decided...
Biden: The Oval Office Desk Chair Still Smells Like KFC Farts
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has been in office for more than 100 days now, but there's still one thing that hasn't quite...
