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Vice President Pence: “I’m Just Used To Leaving the House With The President’s Rectum...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Vice President Mike Pence held a hastily thrown together press conference earlier this morning. The sole purpose behind it...
White Claw Reveals Its 7 Least Popular Flavors
Adult beverage maker White Claw has become quite popular over the last year or so. Thanks its line of "hard seltzer" malt beverages, White...
Bolton Agrees to Give House Democrats Audible Version of His New Book
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton has agreed to let the House Democrats get an advanced copy of the Audible version...
4 Reasons This Chonky White Collar Criminal Wants You To Think He’s Above the...
This adorable little racist sack of shit wants you, and every other American to think he's above the law.
Not only is he constantly trying...
House Judiciary Republicans Give Trump Best “Defense” They Can During Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee offered the best possible "defense" of President Donald Trump that they could this morning. It's...
A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama...
The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks of public and closed-door hearings and testimony. The report makes the case that...
Trump Demands House Vote on His Articles of Impeachment Using ‘Electoral College Rules’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump paced angrily around the White House lawn, a couple days ahead of the first public impeachment hearings conducted...
Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas”
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- American record label U.S. Capitol Records announced this week that it will be teaming up with President Donald Trump to record...
Burnett and Trump Teaming Up Again on “The Apprentice: Outhouse”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Before he was the most powerful man in the free world, President Donald Trump was a reality-TV star.
Some might find it...
Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently, Mr. Trump took to twitter and "hereby" ordered American companies...
