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Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony
When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare
After pushing the AHCA through the House of Representatives and successfully repealing Obamacare there, Moscow sends its congrats to Trump.
Pastor Commends Sexual Predator Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter for Defending Christian Values
Good, fine, upstanding Christian men and women should be jumping at the chance to heap praise on the sexual predator in chief.
White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out...
When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.
White House Tiff? Eric Tells Ivanka, ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not...
Is there a family feud of sibling rivalries developing in the Trump White House? Sources say Eric and Ivanka hat a spat this morning.
Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan
Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.
Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of...
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters that he is happy to be trusted by both of the presidents who had a hand in his selection.
VP Mike Pence Wants Law Making It Illegal to Get an Erection Before Praying...
No man should get turgidity in his pants unless God says it's okay first. At least according to Vice-President/High Priest Mike Pence.
Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock...
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.
Paul Manafort, Pockets Desperately Bulging With Rubles, Claims He’s A Target of ‘Fake News...
Former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort says his questionable connections to Russia are just a made-up fake news story.
