Home Search
White HOuse - search results
If you're not happy with the results, please do another search
White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J....
Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today. Trump told reporters outside the White House that he was bringing on Dr....
President Trump Rushes Headlong Into White House Screening Of “Die Hard” And Runs Out...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing...
Ivanka Says Media Wouldn’t Ask Other President’s Daughter/Lover/Official White House Aide About His Sexual...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An offended Ivanka Trump recently told an NBC reporter that she thought it was "inappropriate" of him to ask her about...
White House Unveils Cat Food Brands Trump’s Budget Proposal Lets SNAP Recipients Choose From
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under President Donald Trump's proposed budget, the federal government would drastically overhaul how the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, works....
John Kelly Assures Trump He Won’t Be Only Misogynist Woman Abuser In White House...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, after two of his ex-wives came forward with allegations that he was physically and verbally abusive toward them, White House...
Millions Flood White House Phones Demanding Judge Rosemarie Aquilina Be Promoted to Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration is confirming that at the time of publication, the White House phone system is down.
Reports are that shortly...
White House Relieved Kentucky School Shooter Not Muslim Or Immigrant And Shooting Never Actually...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite copious reporting of it, there was no school shooting in Kentucky yesterday, per the White House press office.
"Obviously, when the...
Trump Orders White House Crew to Downsize Big Red Button For His Fingers
Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents use to launch nuclear strikes to something for suited to Trump.
White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Find Trump’s Russian Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A shocking development in the nation's capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of...
