Pew Pew! Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #414 By James Schlarmann - July 4, 2015 FacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsApp Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #414): Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week 413): Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total Second Amendments Replaced With “Yay Gays!” by President Barack Obama: Total Guns, Forcibly Replaced With Dildos by President Barack Obama: Total Guns Confiscated to Pay For Welfare Programs by President Barack Obama: Total Guns Converted into Flower Shooting Rainbow Cannons by President Barack Obama: Total Times Guns Have Been Blamed For Anything Other Than Gun Violence by President Barack Obama: Total “In God We Trust”s Replaced With “Black Gay Mexicans 4Ever!!” by President Barack Obama: Total 2016 Elections Canceled, Martial Laws Instituted, Imperial Presidencies Formed by President Barack Obama: Total Number of Straight Marriages Ruined in the Last Week Thanks to the Gays and Obama’s Sinister Liberal Agenda: “None. Zero. Not a single goddamned one. Basically, if gay marriage brings down your straight marriage, one or both of you has some serious explaining to do.”