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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #398

A hard look at the numbers behind Obama's gun confiscation.

Political Pundit Upset He Can’t Incite Murder On Twitter Without Getting Suspended

This pundit is mad Twitter won't let him incite murder.

Don King, Ben Carson Fight Over Trump’s “White House Negro” Cabinet Position

Don King and Ben Carson made a very special short list.

President Trump Promises To ‘Ooga Booga The F— Outta’ Radical Terrorism

Don't worry America. Trump's got a plan for defeating terrorism.