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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project 2025, or anything like it. That's what he told me during a recent lunch date at Jersey Mike's. That's not a...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin Pewpsin. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet, its ownership, or staff. "It baffled me. Truly. I learn to read, and more importantly...
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South Carolina Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Georgetown, S.C. — Deidre Merryweather received insult to injury this...
Business

IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum

Washington, D.C. -- International Business Machines (IBM) announced on Friday that it will be...
Lifestyle

Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual River Cleanup

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Nevada City, CA -- A group of high schoolers working...
Lifestyle

Area Racist Says He Was “Just Kidding” About The Racist Things He Said

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Stone Mountain, GA -- Area racist Ray Dean Edington proclaimed on...
Religion

Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus

North Bloomfield, CA -- In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of...
Tech

Twitter Chooses Nuclear War Over Comedian James Schlarmann

San Francisco, CA -- For the 4th time in the past year, social media...
Lifestyle

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if...
Lifestyle

Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination

Visalia, CA -- During a recent interview with the People magazine, writer and film...
Science & Medicine

Study: Trump Supporters 87% More Likely To Go Blind/Kill Kittens

Palo Alto, CA -- A 3-month study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation...
World News

Richard Simmons To Aid North Korean Leader’s Weight Loss

Pyongyang, North Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's weight has been the...
Science & Medicine

Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels

Washington D.C. -- House Speaker Paul Ryan announced this morning that Obamacare members who...
Science & Medicine

Report: Trump Supporters Penises are 2 Inches Smaller than Nationwide Average

Palo Alto, CA -- A year-long study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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