I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

“Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever be just a few microns away from Donald Trump’s penile flesh?” Sometimes, I have to say, I just cannot believe my luck. I could never have guessed when I woke up yesterday morning that I’d be conducting such a historic and … Continue reading I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels