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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
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Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another...
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Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the Ones Who Voted For Trump?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was absolutely brutalized by then-candidate Donald Trump...
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ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or Daesh, alleges that...
Religion

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this...
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Syrian Immigrant: A Boat Full Of Trumps Capsizes And Only One Isn’t A Racist, Would You Save Any Of Them?

A Syrian American response to the Trumps and their xenophobia.
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San Bernardino Files Paperwork To Be Declared a Muslim Country

The city of San Bernardino has filed paperwork to be a Muslim country, now that a terrorist attack has occurred there.
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NRA Exec: Terror Suspects Have Second Amendment Rights Too!

One NRA executive explains why it's a good thing that terrorists can pass the FBI Background check.
Immigration

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.
U.S. Politics

Scott Walker Sorry About (The Media Covering) His Dumb Comments

Don't think Scott Walker doesn't feel about his comments comparing ISIS to Wisconsin protesters. He is very sorry...that the media covered it.

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Criminal Justice

Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
Economy

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
LGTBQ+

Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected...
Criminal Justice

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...

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