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Nunes FISA Memo Leaks Show It Was Written In Crayon With Tiny Hands

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#ReleaseTheMemo has been trending in right-wing circles for days.

Senate Democrats Promise To Have Spinal Placement Surgery Completed Before Midterms

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the majority of his conference will be undergoing a special surgery...

Literal Piece Of Shit Considers Challenging Arpaio For AZ Senate Seate

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GRIFFIN BEACH, ARIZONA -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the 85 year old controversial law enforcement official who was pardoned last year by President Donald Trump,...

Trump Orders White House Crew to Downsize Big Red Button For His Fingers

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Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents use to launch nuclear strikes to something for suited to Trump.

T-Bone Lahren Wants President of Carolinas To Forbid Sale Of Panthers To P-Diddy

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SIN CEREBRO, TEXAS -- Timpani Lahren, the feisty blonde conservative commentator and Fox News screeching racist magpie, went on a verbal rampage during a...

Disney Needed Russian Imagineers To Finish Installing Donald Trump Animatron In Hall of Presidents

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ORLANDO, FLORIDA -- In their Magic Kingdom at their Walt Disney World resort, Disney has an attraction called The Hall of Presidents. Utilizing robotics,...

Angry Orangutan Who Kept Birther Movement Alive For 8 Years Tweets All Weekend About...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An orange-faced, alleged billionaire and angry orangutan lashed out on Twitter this weekend, attacking the free press. The orangutan in question first...

Trump Retweets Anthropomorphized Swastika

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"I'm insulted and so is every rotblütig American out there."

Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges

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"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

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LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a partisan, or an ideologue, and not just because when we...