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Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary
After President Donald Trump spoke at their annual Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of American aren't apolitical anymore.
John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
Trump Announces Memorial Day Ceremony for Vets Who Weren’t Captured Before They Were Killed
This Memorial Day, President Donald Trump and his administration will honor only those vets who sacrificed it all without getting captured.
President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It
In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.
Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration
Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.
Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From...
Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
President Trump Appoints New National Translator for His Interviews
President Trump, when interviewed, seems to run off into wild, nonsensical tangents quite often. But a new translator might help.
Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’
Newly minted Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters he's going to interpret laws in ways the look out for big and little corporate guys.
Alternate Universe Report: GOP Not Concerned With Clinton’s Attorney General Lying About Russian Meetings
In an alternate universe, Republicans would really be just fine with Russian collusion with President Hillary Clinton's team.
New EPA Head Scott Pruitt: “Maybe Mother Earth Shouldn’t Dress Like That If She...
New EPA chief Scott Pruitt recently gave his first official remarks as the man charged with running the government agency that protects our environment.
