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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of whether or not President Donald Trump can be trusted is, of course, a silly one. The man who...
VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This year, Vice President Mike Pence will make a joint address to both houses of Congress in a rare move he...
President Says He’s ‘Never Even Heard Of’ Trump Tower
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a perhaps foreseen but surprising move nevertheless, President Trump has issued a statement denying any and all knowledge of the...
Trump Backtracks Backtrack: “I Meant To Say I Saw No Reason It Would Wouldn’t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the second time in as many days, President Donald Trump backtracked on a statement he made regarding Russia's culpability for...
Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has been nominated by President Donald Trump to succeed retiring Supreme...
Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels
Washington D.C. -- House Speaker Paul Ryan announced this morning that Obamacare members who will lose their coverage will be compensated with discounted versions...
Trump Releases Updated List Of Potential Replacements for Justice Kennedy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has been teasing the American public with small glimpses into the process his administration has undertaken in their effort...
DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security wants to purchase 100,000 dog crates of various sizes from...
Senator Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity
This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The very same Republican Senator who once made headlines when he threw a snowball...
Trump Pardons John Wilkes Booth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after announcing he was going to be issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh...
