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Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’
One local Republican thinks abortion laws should be altered in his state, but only if a woman can prove she didn't in some way deserve to be raped.
Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For and Not Paying For Don...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC -- the Conservative Political Action Conference -- and gave a long-winded, rambling, often...
Trump Outraged Queen Elizabeth Was Watching CNN in the Throne Room When He Arrived
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Queen Elizabeth was sitting on her throne, speaking with various aides and assistants while watching CNN this morning when none other...
UK Protests of His State Visit Prompt Trump to Threaten “American Revolution II”
LONDON, ENGLAND -- The American president's state visit to the United Kingdom is not going, perhaps, quite as well as he'd hoped. President Donald...
Trump Says His First Lady Is ‘Way, Way, Way Hotter’ Than Meghan Markle
LONDON, ENGLAND -- President Donald Trump's state visit to the United Kingdom is already off to a fairly rocky start. In the early morning...
Alabama Democrat Wants Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new legislation she hopes will be a "counterbalancing measure" to the...
Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new legislation she hopes will be a "counterbalancing measure" to the...
Trump Bans Staff from Using Any “I-Words”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference in the Rose Garden after a meeting with Democrats Rep....
Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2017, White House Senior Skeletal Vapid Mupppet Adviser Kellyanne Conway drew heavy criticism from the media and was "counseled" by top administration...
Tennessee Pro-Life Republicans Want to Outlaw All Sex
THEOCRACY MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE -- In the state of Tennessee, pro-life forces are growing tired of other red states getting all the press and headlines...