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Trump Settles For Holographic Wall
Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr. Trump's willingness to compromise on a "holographic" version of his proposed wall, the...
Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another shutdown of the federal government under his watch. Now, over ten days after...
Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the United States Congress meet immediately for the purpose of conferring...
Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The threat of an impending shutdown of the U.S. government looming hasn't stopped the Trump administration from seeking out candidates to...
Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band
Washington, D.C. -- On the heels of a tweet announcing that he's pulling US Troops out of Syria, the President Trump issues a follow-up...
Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon,...
Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding and infrastructure used by Kristopher Kringle -- also known as...
Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of Staff General John Kelly has been one of Washington's least...
Trump Hotels Will Start Offering Fine Smocked Salmon and Other Meats Starting in 2019
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Donald Trump Jr. announced today that all Trump hotels will begin to offer a selection of "the bestest smocked...
Trump Promises Supporters He’ll Never Die ‘Like That Cuck Bush’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite prior tensions between the Bush family and President Donald Trump, the alleged billionaire and reality-TV host still ended up attending...
