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Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, Cesar Sayoc sent pipe bombs to over a dozen prominent Democrats. Mr. Sayoc was eventually caught after an intense...
Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last week that recent a recent staff departure has him feeling blue. While turnover...
ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or Daesh, alleges that they have reached out to President Donald Trump, and are...
Trump: Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, less than a month after being the conclusion of one of the most hotly contested political campaigns of all...
President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alleged billionaire reality-TV star, failed steak salesman, and somehow President of the United States Donald. J. Trump reportedly struggled for hours...
Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House this morning, the subject of farts and farting was weighing...
Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
LAKE GILMOUR, FLORIDA -- Scholars and historians seem to agree, the 2016 presidential election was a particularly brutal one. Though going as far back...
Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if former First Lady Michelle Obama decided to enter the 2020 presidential race, he...
Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Since taking office, President Donald Trump has taken an often times hostile and combative stance toward China.
The alleged-billionaire has accused China...
Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered...
CHAKRA FALLS, IDAHO -- Before her appearance on the first televised Democratic primary debate stage a couple of weeks ago, it's likely that most...
