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For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump...
PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be a Fox News contributor. Some might wonder if she'll fit in at...
God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat,...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre moment in literally any other period in American history, a sitting president called...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry
PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Propaganda Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been back at home in her home state, enjoying the...
New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell a growing controversy and make amends with the most powerful small handed man...
Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The issue of whether or not President Donald J. Trump is a racist man has clearly started to get under his...
Trump Pardons Booth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2018, former reality-TV star Donald Trump issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh D'Souza. This...
Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign headquarters for President Donald Trump announced that they would be paying to install special landmarks in the states...
John Bolton and Lindsey Graham Hold Hands As They Daydream About Invading Greenland
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Photographers in the nation's capital captured an intimate, and what one administration official later called a "truly adorable" moment in "modern...
President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...
Greenland Tells Trump They’re Not Ready to Be Run Into the Ground and Driven...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has received an official communique from the government of Greenland, thanking him for his "kind...
