KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, Larry “God” Schumway held a press conference in front of the Pearly Gates, and when asked by heavenly reporters, he spoke briefly about the epidemic of school shootings in the United States. Schumway is the CEO of Holy Trinity, Inc., a luxury afterlife timeshare development. He said that … Continue reading God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”